Greetings lovers and losers!

Look out England! The Canadian Invasion is back! Both Taureans, Miss Jasmine and I have birthdays very close to one another and for the the third year running, we have chosen to spend our birthdays together yet again.

In 2013 we went to Seattle where I accidentally spent all of My birthday tribute on male strippers (well, they were young, dumb and full of cum – how could I not). Then in 2014 we went to Amsterdam where I accidentally fell off the lesbian wagon. And this year, we will be wreaking havoc in our posh hotel room in Knightsbridge before tearing Soho a new asshole.

In between all the festivities, we have VERY LIMITED time for sessions. So here are your options:

APRIL 28th – Knightsbridge from 15.00 to 21.00

APRIL 29th – Buckinghamshire from 17.30 until late

We’re busy women with busy agendas so a deposit will be required.

Unable to celebrate with us in person? Don’t forget to show your support HERE

Miss Jasmine birthday – APRIL 24

Lady Bellatrix birthday – APRIL 27